Excellent, yet infuriating.....

Im here to tell you all about the excellent 'Stuarts micrometer engineers marking', and then share with you the reason for it being the most infuriating thing in our workshop. Stuarts micrometer is a great product. it works really well for me when im making a bearing fit a crankshaft. The infuriating part, however, lies with the tin. I have truly never struggled so hard to get in to something. Its like that jar of picled onions thats been sat in your cupboard for the past decade because the lid was to tight to open, or trying to undo your trousers really quickly because your just about to redecorate the inside of your pants, but your belt is stuck. Whenever he shuffles off this mortal coil, the diabolical madman that designed the offending tin will surely be greeted by satan and all his filthy minions-we have had to resort to clamping the bottom in a vice and using the strength of an angry silverback to pry the top loose, by which time we are all too tired to work anymore, so we just go for a cup of tea and to rest our eyes for ten minutes(we're not asleep......). Please do something to right this horrific injustice, before lives are claimed. I mean, why not just put it in a tube?!

martin hooper - 27/01/2023 | report this review